Welcome To Beats a Hard Kick in the Face
About Beats a Hard Kick in the Face
Long ago a boy had a dream of sharing his perverse imaginings with people on the INTERNET. However it was not 'til he discovered The art of Webcomics that this dream became a reality.
With a mish mash of Sprites and Drawings,
Extended fight scenes and Angsty Emotional conflicts,
With updates less frequent than my sex, and plotlines more hyped up than Marine the Racoon on caffine-
It certainly Beats a Hard Kick in The Face!

Warning: contains swearing and mild nudity >:3

NEWS
» GODAMN HAITUS - 24 Feb 2011 01:50 pm
» Good news! (for me) - 17 Feb 2011 03:07 am
» DELAY - 06 Jan 2011 02:12 pm
» I needz cameoz - 22 Dec 2010 09:08 am
» I'm cuuurr-rs-ed!!! (Rant) - 24 Oct 2010 01:00 pm
» Fuuuuu- - 19 Jun 2010 11:25 am
» Exams. - 25 May 2010 11:55 am
» Shadow's notebook - 22 Nov 2009 01:57 pm
GODAMN HAITUS - 24 Feb 2011 01:50 pm

It's official this time. no updates for a very long time.
Not my fault I say, computor broke again, starting new course soon, just npot able to provide any comics.

sorry.

Good news! (for me) - 17 Feb 2011 03:07 am

Well according to the internet, Mvc3 comes out in Europe on the 18th of febuary. However someone at he delivery company must have fucked up bad, 'cos I got a copy 2 days early >:D

Suffice to say I will spend a LOT of time trying to get good on it, But I will still try to update by the end of the week.
Anyone wants to play me at the game, contact through PM, we will exchange info and stuff XD.
Xbox version though.

DELAY - 06 Jan 2011 02:12 pm

So new year folks, and time to catch up on that coursework that should have been done over christmas.

It may be many weeks before I can start work on next comic, and am having some difficulties at design level. expect no updates for a while.

I needz cameoz - 22 Dec 2010 09:08 am

Allright. It has come to my atention that I need people wandering around in the background at times, and as I am too lazy to come up with crowd loads of peeps I need yours to fill the space.

I am lookung for Humans, Mobians, and Mushroom kingrians, and once accepted will probably be recycled for more background shots as long as the comic runs. I'm not gonna lie, some of you WILL be maimed.
I probably won't kill anyone. Probably.

PM me if interested, with some sort of reference to draw from, the more detail the better. DON'T post them here, or in comments.

Thank u.

I'm cuuurr-rs-ed!!! (Rant) - 24 Oct 2010 01:00 pm

Picture the scene: Iv'e just bought Tatsunoko vs capcom and am looking forward to playing it with a friend, when SUDDENLY my Wii decides that Wii Disks are the work of the devil and refuses to play any of them! >:[
If that wasn't bad enough I buy Sonic episode 4 and Comic Jumper for my 360 and go to do coursework before playing them. 20 mins later I return to find that my 360 won't turn on. At all.
............
AM I NOT EVEN WORTH RED RINGS OF DEATH?!!!? IS A LITTLE WARNING TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR?!?!!

OH! AND NOT ONLY THAT BUT I GOT SOME SORT OF COMBINED CHEST AND MOUTH INFECTION FROM A FERRET BITE! (probably)

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That is all.

Fuuuuu- - 19 Jun 2010 11:25 am

This is not good. I just started updating again and my computor breaks.
Sorry guys.

Exams. - 25 May 2010 11:55 am

No update for a week or so guys...
failing my exams comes first.

Shadow's notebook - 22 Nov 2009 01:57 pm

Due to computer problems there wont be any updates to Shadows Notebook for a while.